Alfred's Epitaph

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[This bit of card must have been used as a tombstone epitaph ] Alfred (1948 - ??)

Alfred might have been the last of the village idiots, but he was a man of good taste, I must say. he carefully decorated his house, making sure there was a place for everything and everything was in place, so that if you popped by at random, you at least knew you'd be made to feel comfortable. Even in death, screaming for help as the zombies devoured him, he was careful not to fight back with that chair he had so artistically placed next to the half-rotten wood table. It goes without say that he didn't defend himself with the pistol mounted on the wall, despite it being loaded. A mystery which will remain that way is why a man of such taste would rather die than mess up his interior.

One more thing I will say though, is that for a man of such taste, he was genuinely delicious. Well-done Alfred...

Author : Planeshift